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Kat’s Very Brief E3 2019 Summary

by Kat Haas

MICROSOFT: KEANU???????? WHERE’S FABLE 4 YOU COWARDS. (Less excited for Star Wars than I should be.)

BETHESDA: NO ONE CARES ABOUT FALLOUT 76 TODD AND BLADES ISN’T THAT GREAT. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEEAAAHHH WOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ghostwire, tho. WOLFENSTEIN. DOOM. DEATHLOOP. NO ONE CARES ABOUT 76. GIVE ME TES 6.

DEVOLVER: Hahahah haah what? Bootleg.

PCGAMING: PLANET ZOO. PLANET ZOO. PLANET ZOO. DINOSAURS WITH LAZERS.

UBISOFT: Disappointment. Watch Dogs 3: Brexit. VERY ATTRACTIVE JON BERNTHAL AND DOG. GODS AND MONSTERS.

NINTENDO: DISCOUNT AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!!1!!!!1111!1111!!!!

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